we were in the badlands one day
chasing b'elanna and chakotay
we were wizzed then to the delta quadrant
fuck, that's far away

i wanna go home, please let me go home
i say 'screw the ocampa, i wanna go home.'

the caretaker had an array
that could get us home safe
but janeway, that ignorant slut
she blew it away

i wanna go home, please let me go home
drop me off at a worm hole, i wanna go home

so now i'm stuck here for years
in the delta quadrant, i fear
with the kazon and hirogen and a brother with pointy ears

i wanna go home, please let me go home
talaxian chicks are ugly, i wanna go home

so hoist up the aft nacelles
see how the warp core burns
tell janeway to go to hell
i wanna go home

i wanna go home, please let me go home
i say 'fuck the ocampa, i wanna go home.'